Revolution Sh

It was a nice day at the beginning of summer, sometime at noon. The average citizen Sulio Sulev walked loudly in the square before the National Assembly when he suddenly cut his belly. In a moment, he realized that he needed, more precisely, a great need, and had to relieve it somewhere. Unfortunately, there were no public toilets around, and the citizen Sulev did something that would forever change the history of the country. He took off his pants and shit of the tiles before the parliament. The first, who noticed this unusual event, was the on-call reporter of one of the national televisions that was sleeping in the bar of the people's elect. He immediately requested a connection and handed over the urgent news. "Man chose a non-traditional form of protest against power" - so he headed his report. Then he briefly told what had happened, even making an attempt to interview the citizen Sulej before he was pushed into the police car. "Why did you do that?" The reporter asked, receiving the short but wise answer - "From the need." "How much grief and how realism is in these words," the reporter continued. "For this citizen, the situation is so severe, such a thrill is that the only thing left to him is to shit (with excuses) the heavy reality."
Instantly, the news came from other media. Titles such as "Nude Against the Crisis," "Shits vs. the Power," and "Shits parlament" filled the front pages of thousands of newspapers and sites, as well as the news broadcasts of known and unknown small televisions. Late afternoon, several Facebook bands were formed to support the new form of protest, and dozens of non-governmental organizations came out with declarations to abolish Sulev 's punishment for petty hooliganism - fine and public-repairs.
The next morning, in the morning broadcasts of televisions, a real shot fought between supporters and opponents of Soulev. Opposition leaders blamed the government for having "pocketed" the situation. "This is a provocation, lawmakers have jumped out of the government. "People are shiting because they have something to eat. And for this significant contribution is our government. "
Around lunch, the groups supporting Sulev announced that the following day a daily protest in front of parliament began. On the appointed day, about 50 people gathered around the place, who boldly put their asses in the pale summer sun.

The event was reflected by hundreds of reporters, photographers and operators who were struggling to seal for the generations the awakening civic conscience of the protesters and their frantic push for a better society. In order to create the right conditions for the protest, the municipal authorities had provided several cleaning brigades, which periodically sanitized the site of the protest. Tensions, however, escalate around noon when one of the wipers called out, "Well, good, protests are protests, but now who's going to ruffle your shit." This caused a storm of dissatisfaction among the protestors and the intervention of the security guards. In order not to blame them for violence, the police tried to quell the tension, not with batons, but with toilet paper. Immediately from the City Hall, they announced that the intolerant cleanser would be immediately dismissed. At the same time, the news came that the president has simplified Sulev's punishment on the grounds that citizens have the right to protest and to choose themselves how to do that. The news temporarily quenched the excitement, but after a brief briefing, the protesters announced that they were building a permanent camp in the parliament until their demands were met - namely, the government to provide free bread, burgers, beer and toilet paper to every citizen of the country.
The morning of the day began with a surprise visit by the prime minister to the protest camp. Using his personal charm, he arranged for people to protest in special chemical toilets supplied by the municipality. Protesters made concessions and agreed to replace their striking strike with a sitting one. On the one hand, it was more convenient, and on the other - they did not want to create odorful inconvenience to those living in the area.
Just over the afternoon, hundreds of well known and unknown foundations and human rights associations provided the necessary civil support for the protesters - steaks, meatballs, roasted piglets, etc. The goal was clear - to allow the protest in the toilets not to stop. The more food you eat, the more material you have to protest. The new development of the situation has attracted thousands of people from the capital as the magnet, who filled the square and the toilets to the extreme.

The mass media immediately spoke of a "brown revolution" or a "Sh-revolution" and massively waged to predict how many days the government would be extracting. All news feeds began with reports and direct shows about "smelly strike" and "toilets of wrath". Nor did the young creative intelligence sleep. Student artists made a modern reproduction of the famous painting of Delacroix "Freedom leads the people". In line with modern manners, Freedom was not bare-chested, but with a naked ass, and demonstrators did not hold rifles, toilet paper and toilet flavorings.
At the same time, aid from burgers did not stop, which led to a new and new increase of protesters. Moreover, similar camp camps have emerged in many cities.
Finally, the government resigned. Touched by this magical news, aid for the protesters vanished and the squares were emptied. They also picked up the toilets, but their smell remained worn for a few more weeks, until the spirit of the new times and the hose hoses did not wash it off.
After 3-4 months, elections took place, and new parties came to power. The media have embraced the messages of the new political leaders - "We will save the country", "We will bring prosperity", "We will fulfill your hopes", etc. Optimists said that we have finally chosen worthy politicians. The pessimists mumbled that these were the same shit as the previous ones. And realists continued to look for work abroad. Political analysts reported that all the opposition, the former opposition, the toilet paper producers, the burgers sellers, the thousands who eaten and drunk from the aid, and so on, won the brown protest. The only one he lost was Sulio Sulev. A month after the election he tried to make a similar protest to his employer. Besides, he had reduced his salary, but he did not pay it regularly. Angry Suleve pulled his pants out, shit in front of the director's office, and expressed his legitimate protest against the injustice. As a result, he was dismissed disciplined and fined with the amount of his outstanding salaries. No media wrote about it - it was time to build, not to protest ...